hungwy:

goopy-amethyst:

Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr’s algorithm work

Look at my post boy

faceraider:

the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling “assorted animals” and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

they call me the bear because i make my girl whinny and poo

sorry..

greathoughtsphilosopy:

cheddar-baby:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn’t embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

death-420:

i think the worst thing ive ever done in my entire life was when i was 13 and on dA i replied with “zomg kira!!!! O.o” to someone informing me that their grandmother had a heart attack and died.

beautyparlourstroke:

smell this or you’re fired

coughloop:

an ice mummy for every girl and boy on christmas morn

prohaloplayer:

hiding under this guys car to try and slice his annkles with a old knife 🤣